What can I say to make you laugh?

deathofthepartyy:

He is the perfect dude.

bombing:

zanabism:

bombing:

idea: a bunch of big rocks on a shelf above your bed and every time you hit your alarm clock the shelf would fall away and the rocks would come tumbling down  

wouldn’t that really hurt you? 

i never said it was a good idea

killedmycatatemytailor:

askthederpvengers:

Apparently I can’t tell the difference between stuffed toy and stuffed animal in some of these… 

Tony tho. That is adorable.

de-la-heem:

inmyhead16:

vegaslacesup:

This Sunday at every black church in the US of A.

^^^^

no chill

pizza-is-the-key:

The gays are on sale

pizza-is-the-key:

The gays are on sale

dickofbutts:

the winner

dickofbutts:

the winner

magneto was right
Let’s go to the movies!

misterdelfuego:

Movies set in the future: Everybody is white.
Movies set in the past: Everybody is white.
Movies set on other planets: Everybody is white.
Movies set in virtual worlds: Everybody is white.
Movies set in mythical worlds: Everybody is white
Movies full of mythical creatures: Everybody is white


what’s going on

what’s going on

me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?

devon-aoki:

vinebox:

Drivers these days.

i have had it. OFFICIALLY 

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

pizza-shit:

kaepncrunch:

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

he’s 41

pizza-shit:

kaepncrunch:

Pharrell loves spongebob so much he had his own SpongeBob-themed birthday party

he’s 41